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Morning Fashion Mysteries
This morning I woke up wearing cute lingerie.
It was far more enjoyable than that time a couple months ago when I awoke to find myself wearing nothing but knee-high socks and a bit gag.
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Obligatory Black and White Sex Pic
Source: porn4ladies
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“Adolf Hipster”
Because a man’s sociopathic dogma is only as strong as his plugs are wide. – Matty Malaprop
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JESUSTITTYFUCKINGCHRIST!!!
I thought this was going to be stupid - and it kind of was - but there’s one part that I keep watching at 0:58 when the cat says “Pikachu”
If that doesn’t make you shit bricks of cuteness, there’s something wrong.
This is horrible. It’s four in the afternoon and I’m still drunk. I’m so wasted right now.
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